Reasons I am the soppiest person in the history of the world.

I am so soppy that I can cry just thinking about things that make my cry. For example, right now I could cry by thinking about:

1. How much I love Jane Eyre
2. Snape (surely EVERYONE knows what I mean by that and if they don't know then they won't care)
3. Listening to A Change is Going to come by Sam Cooke (and I mean just thinking about listening to that song, you don't want to see (/hear) me listening to it.) LIsten, see if you can manage without shedding a single tear: 
4. A tv show I saw once in which a woman searched for her birth mother, only to find that she had advanced Alzheimer's and had no recollection of ever having had a daughter, the woman said "If you said to her the name that she gave me she wouldn't know who I am"

p.s. I just thought to myself "the fly's so long because they were a pair of men's jeans that were made into a flapjack". This is a reason I may soon need some kind of psychiatric help.