Monday, 21 November 2011

I have a secret love...

... for The Only Way is Essex. The whole thing is completely mad (and largely fake) but I love it. It must be one of the funniest things that has ever been on tv. 

Here are the things I have learned from The Only Way Is Essex:
  1.  You should freeze your face with botox BEFORE you get wrinkles. You don’t want those pesky facial expressions ruining your look and you can’t get wrinkles if your face doesn't move!
  2. Just because all pigs start off small doesn't mean they will all stay small. You should check the breed before you buy the pig! ( Arg learns this when he buys Lydia a normal piglet rather than a micro piglet)
  3.  If you try long and hard enough you can make a word happen – see Joey Essex and “reem”
  4.  Bringing up your county all the time will excuse any behaviour.
  5. Orange is a good look but looking like an oompa loompa is not.
  6. General stupidity cannot hold you back.
  7. When you resolve not to do something you are actually guaranteeing that you WILL do it – see Lauren’s conversation just before Mark proposes to her.
  8. Kangaroos, crocodiles and monkeys all roam wild in Essex....
  9.  French means “from Belgium”
  10. The sun and moon could be two sides of the same thing... who knows?

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